Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo?

An Eskimoji

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's