Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do Naturopathic doctors use to keep up with their finances?

Quackbooks!

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.