Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters