They both used to have Les (less) Miles!
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SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!
A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.
Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Discover.
The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.
Because there is a lot of reposting to do.
Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's
Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
A jet propelled elephant !
Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Post...repost.....repost....repost...repost...
Because it's a FAST food!
A fuel injected pickle.
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.
A frog with hiccups !
She moved.
smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.
A blonde parade!
One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.
One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
Its the only place she can get love.
An Anglo Saxin'
Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..
He heard it had de y flavor.
They're both summary!
Human Resources.
The car rolled on it".
Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.
One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".
Mac in cheese
Look out for the mice!
Sorry... That came out wrong.
