Why is the moon so bright?

Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

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Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

it doesn't need cleaned.

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!