Why is the moon so bright?

Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."

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Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

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What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."