Why is the moon so bright?

Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.