Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

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What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

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Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.