Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

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Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

What is a chameleon's motto ?

A change is as good as a rest !

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What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

What do pirates do on Saturdays?

They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.