Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

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Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

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What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.