Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

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Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay

Weekday Jokes More Weekday Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.