Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

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How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.