What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

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How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

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What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

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Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

What do pirates do on Saturdays?

They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

Weekday Jokes More Weekday Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.