What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

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Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

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Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

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What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.