Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
A change is as good as a rest !
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays
Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.
Because the rest are weekdays.
