What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

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Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

Weekday Jokes More Weekday Jokes

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.