What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

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Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

because it's too cold out-tide.

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house