What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

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Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays