What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

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Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes?

it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.