What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

Football Match Jokes More Football Match Jokes

What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

Football Pitch Jokes More Football Pitch Jokes

What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......