What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

Which do you light first?

The match

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

Football Match Jokes More Football Match Jokes

What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

Football Pitch Jokes More Football Pitch Jokes

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!