What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

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What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

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What do Ethiopians do at night?

Starve.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

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What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

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What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!