What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

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What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

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What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

I didn't make an enzyme last night.

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

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What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!