What's the best way?

I said "A big knife" She laughed and said "You're funny" I said "wise choice"

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What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?

A man laughing his head off.

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

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Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

Whats the best way to get over a girl?

Get under another one