What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

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What do you call a caveman that goes walkabout?

A Meanderthal.

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

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How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

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How do single people honor valentine's day?

By Celibating!

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.