What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

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What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

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How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

What caveman say when he get hurt?

meow.

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How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.