What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

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How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

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What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!