What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

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Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

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What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.