What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

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Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!