What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

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What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."

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How do single people honor valentine's day?

By Celibating!

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!