What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*