What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram?

Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram? One is a Fey Goat, while the other is a .

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

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What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (world cup)

Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date?

He was too low key.

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?

You're purrr-fect for me!

Where did I take my pet Cow on Valentines Day?

To the Moooovies

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.