What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.

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What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere!

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

What celestial body do you give your sweetie on valentines day?

An exoplanet.

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.