One is a cunning array of stunts.
Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.
I'm not coming in *this morning*"
The circus is a cunning array of stunts...
Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...
A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.
An acrobat.
Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.
A receding hare line.