Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

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Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What ghost is handy in the kitchen?

A recipe spook.

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

How was copper wire invented ?

One copper coin, two dwarves.

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Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

What did the muslim say to the other muslim when they were surfing?

That was radical!