What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What do call the two midgets who ran an impound lot?

Little Seizers

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little