What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

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What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

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What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

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What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.