What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

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What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock?

About 3 IQ points

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

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What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf

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Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

How do you spot a dwarf in a drugstore?

He's the smallest one