What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

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What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?

A: One's a phony buck.

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Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

What is a short punchy statement?

Boxing Midgets.

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What do you call a dwarf that was on fire?

A lil smokey

Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.