What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

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What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.

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What do you call a man who is too proud of his balls ?

Ego-Testicle.

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

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Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

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Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.