What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

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What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

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Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ?

Warren !

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Why did the gifting company fire their last employee ?

Because they got a bad wrap.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.