What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

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What's the hottest thing in China right now?

A Tibetan monk on fire.

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

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Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them