What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What do you call a terrorist with eight legs?

An Iraqnid.

What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

Bernie Jokes More Bernie Jokes

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.