What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What's the best part of having a kid?

The chewy center.