What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

Why are linux geeks very introvertish ?

Because they never get out of their shell

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.