What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

Where's is Shaq's appearance most terrifying?

On a beach near Boston.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they've no pockets to put things in !

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.