What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

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What do you call a lesbian with long finger nails?

Single*.

What's your view on lesbians?

1080p

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What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

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Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

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What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!