What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

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What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

Why do I only see lesbian couples holding hands?

Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...

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What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

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What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"