What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

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Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they've no pockets to put things in !

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What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!