What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

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What are my views on lesbian relationships ?

I view it in HD.

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

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Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

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What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.