What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

Previous Random Joke Next

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

Why do lesbians like radishes?

Because they like to get their daikon.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Which is the saltiest fish?

Tuna

How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.