What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

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What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

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Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

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What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

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Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there