Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

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What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

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Whos there?

Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Listening to an antijoke.

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Which is the saltiest fish?

Tuna

What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

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What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

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What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.