Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

What's the difference between a dry, moldy cranberry and an angry blue bird?

One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

Hows your incontinence?

Depends."

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

a pianist

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.