Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Listening to an antijoke.

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Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

Whats an epileptics favorite food?

SEIZURE SALAD. I peed

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How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

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How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Listening to an antijoke.