Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

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Whats does Copy pasta taste like?

The same

Whats the best thing about doing twenty four year olds?

Theres twenty four of them.

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What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

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What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

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What did you expect?

Honestly.

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

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What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.