Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

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Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

Whats the highest grade you can get in the trap?

B's

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What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

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What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

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What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

What do you call a funny hill?

Hilarious ... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all. :

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.