Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

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Why did Kesha switch "$" back to an "s"?

Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.

Whats Wolverine's favorite genre of music?

Metal.

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What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

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What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.

What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali?

Too soon

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How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

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How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.