Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

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Whats Darth Vaders corrupt brothers name?

Taxi Vader

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

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What is the best thing to wear with a Michel Jackson jacket?

Your Billie Jeans

What's the best thing about twenty-two year olds?

There's twenty of them. It's better said then written.

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Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

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What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.