Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

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Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

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What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's?

There is twenty of them.

What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds?

There's 20 of them

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Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

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What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

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What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

Why should you never date a vegan girl?

She won't swallow.