What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

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What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?

His mom.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

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What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

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What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

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Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.