What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!

Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11