What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

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What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

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What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V?

A: His brother running with the V.C.R

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

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What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!