Tell Jamal to drop it
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A: His brother running with the V.C.R
His brother holding the VCR.
I wish I could hear you whinnie.
His brother with the DVR
She thought he was too controlling.
Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
They share the same middle name.
All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"
With an electorate blanket.
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
Rats!
Just one, but they have to steal it first.
He thought they were a delivery service
No connection
Put velcro on the ceiling.
Because it's probably your bike...
A bulldozer.
How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!
