Tell Jamal to drop it
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Your T.V.
A: His brother running with the V.C.R
His brother holding the VCR.
I wish I could hear you whinnie.
His brother with the DVR
She thought he was too controlling.
Because they Marry Christmas!
Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)
They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.
Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...
Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?
Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !
A Jehovah's Witness.
A. How can you tell if someone has Alzheimers?
A Night at the Opera.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
You can't play football with the remote.
My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.
It doesn't matter, it can't hear you anyway.
Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.