What is lemonade?

A: When you help an old lemon across the street.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street?

Because he didn't have the guts!

Why did the chicken cross the street?

DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**