Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.