Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.