Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.

Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.