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You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.
Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.
She laid a sidewalk !
Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.
Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.
Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.
One bawls his wares out on the street...
Meowch!"
The bird doesn't feel he's home.
US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.
When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -
They have no hands to knock on the door.
Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.
It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.
A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.
Genders
Nothing. Feminists have nothing in common with anyone.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
He was delighted.
