Sidewalk Jokes

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain?

Dago wop wop wop

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

What's the difference between a feminist and a trash bin?

The trash gets taken out once a week.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

Doormat Jokes More Doormat Jokes

What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.