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You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.
Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.
She laid a sidewalk !
Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.
Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.
He got Pasta-toots.
A Spaghetto
So that there's no chance of a hung jury
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
A bird that lays down !
A symphony
Nep-tunes.
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
A ditch.
A seasaw
Because the only constant is change.
Money-gga.
if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.
A ewe-nicycle
