if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.
The Moona Lisa!
Her ankles.
Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.
What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."
There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.
She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.
LO
Boulangerie.
Camembert
The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.
Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."
Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...
Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry