if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.
An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.
Danke memes
I keep asking people, but they don't know either.
Dolly.
Twitter has a character limit
Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!
Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.
You get a tizzy signal!
Sneakers.
It always had some sort of weed on it!
I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."
and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "
It just makes you look photosynthesis.
Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets
