if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.
Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.
By looking over your shoulder.
An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do
HYATT
With Twitter you only get 140 characters.
Because the condition was untweetable.
Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.
What are our scientists doing
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
Poison by Christian Dior !
I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.
Now, I tweet them
