What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

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When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

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What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

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Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

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He built hotels on Pork Place.

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What was Bruce Lee's favorite hotel?

HYATT!!!

What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT