Link Jokes

Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

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What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

you get a Hyperlink ...

What is Link's favorite Final Fantasy character?

Zell, duh!

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

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What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

What is Link's favorite hotel?

Hyaaaaatt!

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

What's a linking verb's favorite genre of music?

Are &amp Be

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How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon.

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

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Know your roll!"

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