There are too many Links.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Hyruleglyphics.
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )
you get a Hyperlink ...
Zell, duh!
The HYAT
Triforce
Because his parents are vegetables.
Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.
That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....
Couple's Daily Question Mug
HYATT
He used the Hookshot!
Hyaaaaatt!
They link to Ancestry.com
Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight
Are & Be
A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.
She went to the battered women's shelter
He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette
A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.
Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
Translate.
The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.
Zikachu.
Rattata.
Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!
I think I could pull it off