What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

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How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

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What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant?

Is it mine"?

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

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Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

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What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

How do you unlock a monastery door?

With a monk key.