I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.
It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
They don't like their vegetables.
Because all his genes were hand me downs.
Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"
Because he needed a stool sample.
irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.
Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.
Because bad news travels fast!
A panda bear rolling down a hill.
