What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

What is the difference between ice and dry ice ?

Dry ice lacks of water.

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In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

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One steppe at a time.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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There was a chink in his armor.

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Ecru, Brute "

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May the Ides be ever in your favor."

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What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

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