What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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What's the difference between the average person and a feminist?

About 200 pounds.

What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!

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What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

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Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

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What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?

There was a chink in his armor.

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

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Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

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How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."