What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb?

The crew.

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How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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One steppe at a time.

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?

There was a chink in his armor.

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He wanted Mark Antony !

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Veni, Vidi... Veni.

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What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

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No one knows, it's never been done.