What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

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How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?

There was a chink in his armor.

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

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He wanted Mark Antony !

Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

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Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."