What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

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What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

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What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .