What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

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They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

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Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?

There was a chink in his armor.

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Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

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What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?

Cis-Alpine Gaul.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."