What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

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What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

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Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.