What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

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What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

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Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

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Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

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What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !