What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

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What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble ?

A dollar.

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

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Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills."

What do Nascar and a Kinko's dumpster have in common?

They're both filled with white trash. -&y

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.