What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

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What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

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What's red and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket.

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.