What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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What do you call alternative medicine that works?

Medicine.

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

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How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

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Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit