What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe?

Paddy Hor D'oeuvre

What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position?

Ability to work under pressure.

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Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

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Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits