Law Suit Jokes

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do liberal courts don't work?

Because they don't like to judge anyone.

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.