A law-suit
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Law suits!
Law-suits
He wanted a law-suit
All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."
An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?
An amputea
About half of them.
A Paralegal.
Because you have to court her before you pound her.
The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
A-hem!
Suit yourself.
To prevent them from whistling.
He kilt himself
A small medium at large.
A: It broke the law of gravity!
Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."
B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.
