Law Suit Jokes

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

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What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love"

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits?

Speedos !

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity