All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."
Mount Rushmore.
I must throw that doggie out the window !"!
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
He was caught counting carbs.
A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)
You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.
When the choir boys have diarrhea.
A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.
First he lies on one side, then the other!!
