Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

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Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

Choir Jokes More Choir Jokes

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Attorney Jokes More Attorney Jokes

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

What does an attorney wear to work?

A: A law suit.