Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."