Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

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Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

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What's worse than raining buckets?

A) Hailing taxis!

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

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Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.