Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

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What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !

Legless Man Jokes More Legless Man Jokes

Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.