Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

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Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

Legless Man Jokes More Legless Man Jokes

Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.