Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

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Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve?

A: It was a litterbug.

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

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What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

Legless Man Jokes More Legless Man Jokes

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.