What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

Cement Jokes More Cement Jokes

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

Hairdresser Jokes More Hairdresser Jokes

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ?

Radio waves !