Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

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Whats blue and slippery?

A blue slipper

Whats all of this fuss about reposts?

I haven't seem any all year! (It's 12:00 NZST)

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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

Turd Jokes More Turd Jokes

Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket