Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

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What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

one actually fights for change

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?

A frog in a blender !

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What is it called when buckets of paint conspire with each other?

A colour scheme.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

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What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

Why does it say TRD on that Toyota truck?

Because it's a turd!