Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

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What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

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What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

What is it called when buckets of paint conspire with each other?

A colour scheme.

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How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull