Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

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What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?

Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

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Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

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What is it called when buckets of paint conspire with each other?

A colour scheme.

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

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Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.