What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?

Ban-she ban-she !

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Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

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Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.