When you pull the ring off, your house goes away
Namaste
A tuba-four
A battery has a positive side.
Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?
My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
Because you end up with a ring on your finger.
After the ring, you wake up!
Linoleum blownapart.
