What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you get Mexicans out of your house?

Juan by Jaun

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

Hand Grenade Jokes More Hand Grenade Jokes

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a french bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart

What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.