What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.

What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Hand Grenade Jokes More Hand Grenade Jokes

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.