Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes"

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

What do you a pterodactyl that can't fly?

Inosaur.

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

Swat Team Jokes More Swat Team Jokes

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team