Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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Whats a Drummers favorite Pokemon?

Rattata

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

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Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

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What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!

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Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team