Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

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Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

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Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs after a house fire?

Stephen Hawking's

Why is Putin Always early?

because hes Russian (rush-en)

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What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

No new messages.

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

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What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?

The corniest ones.

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What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

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Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

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What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer?

Someone with no sense of tumor.

What do you call a cow with no sense of humor ?

A feminist

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Why should you never high-five a Roman?

They might give you Hi-V back!

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

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What happens when you microwave a DVD?

you get a VHS tape.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)