Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

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How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.