Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

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Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

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Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.