Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

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What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks?

Gomer's pile.

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."