Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

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What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

Why are liars so lazy?

Because they are always lying in bed!

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What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.