What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

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What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...