What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

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What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion "

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...