What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

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Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

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What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...