What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

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What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

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How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ?

He has cat-arrh !

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

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What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...