What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

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Why do girls always go in threes when using the restroom?

Because they can't even.

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Who's there ! Cartoon ! Cartoon who ?

Cartoon up just fine she purrs like a cat !

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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...