Pounce Jokes

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

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What is the fiercest animal in the savanna?

The . Because the lion is not as fierce as it seems...

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

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What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well