Pounce Jokes

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

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Deceased

What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

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What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion.

What is the fiercest animal in the savanna?

The . Because the lion is not as fierce as it seems...

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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.