Pounce Jokes

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

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When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome?

A leotard.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

What do you call a cat on a big plate?

a platterpuss