Pounce Jokes

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

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How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

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What online image hosting service do puppies use to post their puppy pictures?

Imgrrrrrrr

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.