Pounce Jokes

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do Australians use for sun burns?

Aloe, mate. I'm sorry

How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical?

Because m'cavity.