Pounce Jokes

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

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His mouth is moving.

What did pinnochio's girlfriend say when they were 69'ing?

Lie to me

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A: A paws!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts