What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's black and looks good on a lawyer?

An unconvicted felon.

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.