What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

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Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

Who's there ! Al ! Al who ?

Al lied !

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What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped

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How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.