What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

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What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

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Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped

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What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.