What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

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How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium

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Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

Why is it that lawyers get sick?

It's because they are ually obligated to do so.