Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

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How do you convert Spanish programming into English?

Yes++

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

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Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired."

Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery boss?

Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.

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What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

Where did the English teacher and the student fight?

in the MLA boxing ring