Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

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What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

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Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

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Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

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Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.