He wanted someone who understood and case.
How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)
E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.
A mad lib...
To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.
Shoot before he hits the water.
New Jersey got to pick first
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
He wouldn't turn in his essay
A: They're doing research on black holes.
Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )
Past tense.
