Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

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What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

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What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

How do you convert Spanish programming into English?

Yes++

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Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients